When XOXTOYS reached out, I jumped at the chance to get my own little pet penguin. I have coveted this cutie for awhile, and I’m on a mission to create a collection of cute little toys. My penguin joins this sexy mushroom in the “sweet and petite” vibe section of my toy chest. It’s adorable, pocket-sized, and Satisfyer is a brand that is synonymous with quality. They have cornered the market on no-touch clit stimulation, utilizing a magical (ie: very scientific) process of what feels like sucking and blowing all at once. It’s a brain-scrambler but the effects are swoon-worthy. Principally for clitoral stimulation, the Penguin is a handy little fellow to have around.
Girls Go Crazy For A Sharp Dressed Man
I was very excited to receive my Satisfyer Penguin from XOXTOYS. Upon opening the package, I immediately named mine Bond because of his adorable little tuxedo and bow tie*. I couldn’t help it! Turns out, he’s a dapper little dude who made my toes curl in record time. Let me assure you: Bond has a license to thrill.
*If your Satisfyer Penguin from XOXTOYS is not into accessorizing, the bow tie is stretchy silicone and completely removable.
The Fine Print
- 11 Intense vibrations
- Pressure wave stimulation
- Contactless clitoral stimulation
- Whisper mode
- Skin-friendly silicone
- Ergonomic design
- Rechargeable – Includes USB magnetic charging cable
- Waterproof (up to 1m for 30mins)
- Easy to clean
My Experience: Shaken and Stirred
I’m quite happy to report that the Satisfyer Penguin from XOXTOYS really sucked. In the BEST way! Not only did it get the job done, it did it all with air! It works by creating a seal around your clit and applying contactless negative pressure to gently but firmly stimulates the clit. For me, this led to quick and robust orgasms. I can come in under 2 minutes with this little guy!
Admittedly I was dubious at first. It’s an adorable but unassuming toy and the idea of contactless clit stimulation is kind of peculiar and hard to imagine. But once I got it into the right position and the sensations intensified I understood what all the fuss is about.
There was pressure, but also a pulsation that was vaguely like being stroked or licked. The sensations were very abstract, but highly effective. I climaxed swiftly and easily the first time and every time I have used it since.
Earned: the Fawkes’ Faves Seal of Approval
I absolutely LOVE my Satisfyer Penguin from XOXTOYS and I know you’ll love it too!
The Satisfyer Penguin from XOXTOYS is a winner!
It’s clearly a high quality toy, the materials are body-safe and the build quality is amazing. For those of you who dig nice packaging, it comes in a box with a wrap around lid and magnetic closure, the inside of which is filled with info and features. It more than did what I expected of it and I’m excited to explore more touchless clit stim toys and toys that involve suction.
