The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop

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The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop

“As the original product in Terrible Toyshop’s bear trap collection, the Pussy Trap embodies everything Terrible Toyshop is about. Equal parts whimsical and agonizing, this product brings a colourful splash of hard sadism to your toy bag with a wink and a smile.”

I have a whole bunch of terrible toys to review, each one scarier than the one before it. And guess what? I LOVE IT! First Next up: The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop. This company is full of unique and sadistic designs that are engineered and 3D printed! Their catalogue of toys and devices is extensive and great for beginner kinksters and more hardcore S/M enthusiasts.

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The Pussy Trap is one of those sexy torture devices that you look at and scoff because at first glance it seems so harmless. Upon further inspection, you’ll see that it’s devious not in spite of it’s simplicity but because of it. Essentially it is two ovals that stack with the help of a finely threaded bolt, allowing the two sides to be separated and pressed together with a few cranks. The edges of the two ovals that face each other have interlocking teeth, tiny, sharp, triangular teeth that seem too small to do much until they are stretching and crushing your labia. 

 

My experience having my pussy trapped

Let me cut to the chase: I fucking love this hellish device.

The teeth may be tiny but they are effective. The tips of the teeth are pointy, therefore they are intense, but they are not sharp, exactly. The oval shape of the clamp means that your labia receive equal pressure all around, (provided that you have snugged down the clamp evenly.) The very fine threading allows you to be very intentional and specific with the amount of pressure you apply (I can hear the sadists giggling from here!). 

But how does it work?

If, like me, you’re unsure how the Pussy Trap works at first glance, don’t despair. The team at Terrible Toyshop has some of the most interesting and informative  website copy I have ever read on a retail site. In their own words: 

The Pussy Trap has an intuitive design that will add excitement to your next play date. First, draw the outer labia around the sides of the bottom jaw and line up the labia between the teeth. Next, use one hand to hold the clamp closed while using the other hand to tighten the knobs. Once the jaws are fastened in place, the oval frame provides easy access to its (consenting) victim’s tender bits. Of course, keep an eye on the clamped flesh once the trap is clamped down – you may need to periodically tighten and loosen the clamp during an extended scene to maintain healthy blood circulation.

The one consideration I’d like to mention is that unless you are very fit and/or flexible, this will be a challenging device to put on yourself. I realise that most people will use this with a partner because it’s rather the sort of thing someone does to you. Trap is a verb, after all. But if you are a solo kinkster, just know that it is a bit fiddly, but not impossible, especially if you’re good at doing things backwards in a mirror.

Hurts so good

I have to admit, I was nervous about this one because I have a love/hate relationship with my kitty-miaow-miaow. I have never felt like my vulva was attractive. I’ve had a number of grooming regiments over the years, from consistently smooth to the current, au naturale. No matter the style, I just don’t like the look of it. This is an ongoing conflict because I absolutely love having it looked at by others. That in itself is a whole Pandora’s Box of kinks and proclivities rooted more in humiliation than pride.

 

Spread ’em

The Pussy Trap, keeps the outer labia splayed wide, pinched and held, much like the fabric in an embroidery hoop. It would be epic if it was wide enough for most penises or dildos to fit through it. Fingers and slim toys work well but intercourse through it would be a challenge. The exposure of the inner lips, clit, and vaginal opening is incredibly stimulating on its own, but add a vibe, some ice or a Wartenberg Wheel, maybe a few cranks of the screws, and even seasoned pain-hungry masochists will probably squeak. 

This is a fast favourite in my kink collection. Forget binder clips and duct tape, the Pussy Trap literally ensnares the labia and leaves you wide open with little effort. When play time is done, there is the final searing pain as the teeth release and you’re left very tender – literally tenderized – I felt it for 2.5 days afterwards and I didn’t even have visible bruising. 

Made to last

I mentioned the build quality of Terrible Toyshop in my first review: The Bad Princess Nipple Clamps. I was impressed that a 3D printed device was so accurate and tidy. The Pussy Trap is well made and well engineered. It is easy to use. Be sure your hands aren’t wet or lubed up.  

https://violetfawkes.com/category/toy-review/Fawkes’ Faves Seal of Approval

The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop absolutely meets the Fawkes’ Faves standard. Well made, perfect in its simplicity, it works as well or better than expected and it’s affordable at $34.00 CDN (at the time of this review).

I definitely recommend The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop!

https://terribletoyshop.com/shop/pussy/labia/the-pussy-trap-bdsm-labia-spreader-clamp-vagina/

 

 

 

 

I have happily reviewed The Pussy Trap from Terrible Toyshop which they sent me in exchange for an honest review. This post does not contain affiliate links.


Violet

Violet Fawkes (she/her) is a freelance writer and sex blogger focusing on pleasure education, erotic fiction, and the intersection of identity, kink and mental health.