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Toy Review: Frank’s Monster Dildo

I don’t remember how I stumbled across Lust Arts but I was immediately enamored with the company as a whole. Artistic, nerdy, body-safe toys based on literature and mythology? What a revelation. What a wet dream for a bookish sex geek like myself. I was hooked. What’s more, Lust Arts comes with great people behind their great toys and the team there was kind enough to send me 2 custom dildos, a fun mismatched pair that you can think of as “beauty and the beast”; a perfectly spiraled unicorn horn and a gargantuan Frankenstein’d monster cock.

Feast your eyes on Frank …


Specs

All the Lust Arts Frank’s Monsters are customizable in terms of color, density (internal and surface) as well as size. I chose the “monster green” with a soft core and medium density outside (to help highlight the amazing texture) in the “Moaner” size.

Insertable Length: 6″
Widest Head Circumference: 5.8″
Widest Shaft Circumference: 7.3″
Widest Head Diameter: 1.9″
Widest Shaft Diameter: 2.4″

Total Length: 6.7″

You can choose from 4 sizes: Teaser, Pleaser, Moaner and Pounder. I wasn’t brave enough to try the Pounder and I assure you that the Moaner size is a very hefty toy. Frank’s a big boy, no question.

And before you ask, the lipstick in the picture (for scale) is Maybelline 655 in “Daringly Nude”. Somehow that seemed an appropriate shade.

My Experience

I’m not sure I qualify as a Size Queen because I’m not ALL about the big dicks but if ever a dildo could convert me, it’s Frank. Simply put, I love this toy. I love how unique it is, and I’m so glad I got it in the morbid grey-green shade (when else will you ever find a toy that color?!) and I absolutely love the intense texture of the stitching. It tickles me, intellectually, as a horror fan and literature nerd, because it’s just so exquisitely grotesque. The sculptural quality is amazing and that translates into a tactile sensation that is unique and stimulating. The “Moaner” size is lustily grand and lives up to the fit-to-burst design of this ragged monster cock’s exterior. I have reached for this hefty toy many times since receiving it and it will be permanently in high rotation.

Why you’ll love Frank’s Monster Dildo

  • make your own monster; customizable size, dual density, and color
  • body-safe silicone – “safe for your lips and between your hips”
  • texture, texture, texture
  • generous proportions, all sizes are delightfully girthy and the chunky balls at the base make it sturdy and provide extra stiluation
  • it’s just so unique. I don’t hide mine in a drawer, I leave it out as art!
  • easy to clean and sanitize

bang for your buck

The Lust Arts Frank’s Monster ranges from $45-$55 depending on the customization you choose making it an affordable, high quality toy.

overall rating

I LOVE THIS DILDO. It’s just so cool and so fun and so deliciously pleasurable. I want to show it to friends and tell anyone who will listen just how fun and awesome it it. Thank you again to the Lust Arts team for introducing me to Frank. I think we will live happily ever after.

GET YOUR OWN FRANK’S MONSTER NOW

 

 

 

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