“Terrible Toyshop is proud to offer specialised equipment for all your meat processing needs. See for yourself why the Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps are one of our best selling BDSM accessories for nipple torture.“
You may already know this about me: I’m a fan of things that pinch and bite, torture-play devices that are ouchie and mean, things that make me wince and clutch my pearls at the very thought. Things that are so bad they’re good. So good. No surprise, the Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps are yet another device from Terrible Toyshop that I really, really love. They are simplicity itself and they work a treat with a simple hinge and an easy-op nut and bolt to control the “bite”.
One of my favourite features of the Meat Hammers is the pyramid shaped teeth, modelled after traditional meat mallets. Made for crushing and splitting the muscular fibres of meat, meat mallets rely on weight and momentum to do the real damage. Luckily for nipples everywhere, the Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps may seem medieval, but they are not made to shred. Instead, the finely threaded bolt gives you complete control as you close the jaws with every twist. The pressure is even and fairly broad, giving a spiky, crushing sensation. Go as hard or as lightly as you like, even moderate pressure will leave deliciously deep and aching dents.
I Don’t Eat Meat, But Sometimes I Like To Be The Meat.
The Fine Print
I found the Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps to be very accommodating with plenty of room to wedge in a sizeable piece of flesh. Get creative and think beyond nipples to fingers, toes, tongues, etc. The possibilities are endless.
The toothed area on the jaws has a 1″ (27mm) square functional clamping area. The entire clamp is 2 ⅜” (60mm) long from hinge to tip. When fully open, the tips of the teeth open to ⅞” (22mm) apart at the widest point.
Earned: the Fawkes’ Faves Seal of Approval
You know I love me some Terrible toys, and I am working my way to owning the entire product line. The Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps continue the Terrible Toyshop’s unblemished record, each device earning the Fawkes’ Faves Seal of Approval.
These vicious little clamps are simple and incredibly effective. They are super simple to use. They do what they claim they will and they are well priced considering their build quality and materials. ($35/pair at the time of this review)
I can’t recommend them enough, especially since there is also a matching Meat Hammer Clit Clamp that comes in the same colours and has a more petite build, but still packs a punch. The Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps provide unique sensations combined with reliable, easy to use mechanisms. Perfect for newbies and advanced masochists, alike. (And their adoring Sadists).
