This is my third toy from John Thomas Toys, and I couldn’t love it more! My first was The Barbarian, and then The Anal Probe, and now, Pongo Dongo! Pongo has quickly become a favourite for its gargantuan size, weight and texure.
He sees you when you’re sleeping ….
No, not Santa … Krampus.
John Thomas Toys’ Anal Probe
This is my second toy from John Thomas Toys, and I couldn’t love it more! My first was The Barbarian, and now I have John Thomas Toys’ Anal Probe, but for full disclosure, it’s gotten nowhere near my butt because this toy is HUGE.
Cloud 9 Health & Wellness Wand Kit
In the immortal words of Al Pacino in Scarface (1983): “Say hello to my little friend!”, and by friend I mean the Cloud 9 Health & Wellness Wand Kit! Unlike Tony Montana, I’m not referring to an M16 assault rifle, I’m referring to the best little vibrating wand I own. I have waxed poetic in…
Meet the Barbarian
It’s a joy to introduce you to this exceptional toy: Meet the Barbarian! Sent to me by John Thomas Toys, the Barbarian is by far the biggest toy I have ever used! Let me tell you all about how this 3 lb chunk of silicone has been blowing my mind …
The G Spot Slim Mini Vibe
What can I say about the G Spot Slim Mini Vibe from Cloud 9 Novelties except “Yes, please. More.”? It is a small, slim, fabulous vibrator that packs a punch and has become my number one go-to toy. But let me tell you why …
Cloud 9 Novelties Personal Mushroom Massager
The nice folks over at Cloud 9 were kind enough to send me a whole box of goodies and this little mushroom massager is among my favourites. It’s small, quiet, multi-purpose and very cute. I love sex toys you can leave out like objets d’art and this little toadstool is adorable and looks inconspicuous on…
Dildo Bath Aftermath
Squeaky clean and ready to go back in the drawer! This bathing beauty is the Suga’ Daddy from Rock Candy and you can read all about how much I like it here.
Accommodator Chin Strap Dildo
The Accommodator Chin Strap Dildo is the fifth and final toy sent to me for review from the good folks at HotCherry, and I’d like to say a big thanks to them for sending me some of my new favourite toys like The Seed Plug and the Suga’ Daddy dildo. I wish I could say…
Suga’ Daddy Dildo
I can never decide which I like better: hyper realistic dildos or ones that are fully abstract. I think that ultimately, some of my faves land right in the middle of that spectrum: phallic but not meant to exactly emulate a penis in a natural way. The Suga’ Daddy , made by Rock Candy, perfectly…
Vibrating Puppy Tail Plug Review
This is a strange review to write because, due to personal circumstances, I never got a chance to try wearing this vibrating puppy tail myself. I’m a fan of butt plugs but this one was a big hit with Loverboy and he ended up with it after our recent break up. C’est la vie. I…
“Curve” Dildo
This summer Hotcherry spoiled me with toys for review. My first review of the treasure trove of products they sent me can be read here (spoiler alert: it’s my fave plug of all time!) and this little beauty, the Curve from Tantus is a new favourite too! It’s a great size and shape, perfect density…
The Crucidix
When first I saw The Crucidix, I almost spat out my coffee. I was on Twitter, and it was an image that had been retweeted onto my timeline and I knew I had to know more. I immediately followed their account and began my obsession with this weird and wonderful toy. As it turns out,…
The Devil Horn Dildo from LoveCrafters Toys
As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, there comes a point in your career where you are just sick to death of mainstream, boring, seedy-neighbourhood-XXX- sex-shop-toys, and you develop a taste for things that are more interesting. But what makes a sex toy interesting or good? That’s a question that is beyond subjective, but we…
Toy Review: Atom Plus from Hot Octopuss
I was so hopeful when Hot Octopuss kindly sent me the Atom Plus after my reviews of The Atom and The Queen Bee. The Atom worked well enough for Fantastik Mr. Fawkes but had some fundamental flaws and The Queen Bee was a lost cause in terms of orgasm arrival for me. Despite the first…
Chrystalino Seed Glass Butt Plug
When the good folks at HotCherry reached out to me about reviewing some fun new toys, I was happy to say yes with the usual caveats: that they send me more than one item so I can get a feel for their overall brand quality and that they let me choose the products. The rep…