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Suga’ Daddy Dildo
I can never decide which I like better: hyper realistic dildos or ones that are fully abstract. I think that ultimately, some of my faves land right in the middle of that spectrum:…
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Vibrating Puppy Tail Plug Review
This is a strange review to write because, due to personal circumstances, I never got a chance to try wearing this vibrating puppy tail myself. I’m a fan of butt plugs but this…
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“Curve” Dildo
This summer Hotcherry spoiled me with toys for review. My first review of the treasure trove of products they sent me can be read here (spoiler alert: it’s my fave plug of all…
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The Crucidix
When first I saw The Crucidix, I almost spat out my coffee. I was on Twitter, and it was an image that had been retweeted onto my timeline and I knew I had…
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The Devil Horn Dildo from LoveCrafters Toys
As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, there comes a point in your career where you are just sick to death of mainstream, boring, seedy-neighbourhood-XXX- sex-shop-toys, and you develop a taste for things…
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Toy Review: Atom Plus from Hot Octopuss
I was so hopeful when Hot Octopuss kindly sent me the Atom Plus after my reviews of The Atom and The Queen Bee. The Atom worked well enough for Fantastik Mr. Fawkes but…
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Chrystalino Seed Glass Butt Plug
When the good folks at HotCherry reached out to me about reviewing some fun new toys, I was happy to say yes with the usual caveats: that they send me more than one…
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Lotus
One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. – Hindu Proverb I’ve never been much for showering with someone. When Fantastic Mr. Fawkes and I got together we showered…
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Shop Review: The Glass Dildo
This is not a single toy review – this is a brand review, of The Glass Dildo, a fabulous online shop from the UK that carries a huge selection of, you guessed it,…
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#FebPhotoFest Day 17 – The Complete Collection
Funny how a simple task, when properly motivated, can be satisfying and grounding. Empty drawers of toys. Create inventory. Put them away in an organized fashion. Lay in bed and eat candy and…
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#FebPhotoFest Day 2 – Humble Beginnings
This picture takes me back to my early days of kink discovery; weekends in the wilderness, at the feet of a loving sadist (yes, my journey began with submission), learning what it meant…
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Toy Review: LoveHoney Advent Calendar
Welcome to the most exciting toy review I have ever posted! I am SO excited to share the LoveHoney “Best Sex of Your Life” Couples’ Advent Calendar with you! As with most commercial…
