The Meat Hammer Clit Clamp offers a controlled clit clamping experience, with an accurate ridged knob to tighten and release the toothed jaws. The broad and deep teeth press deep into the flesh and produce an urgent, achy feeling as it mangles the whole clitoris.

What an apt description: “mangles the whole clitoris”. If that gives you the ick, this may not be the device for you. But if any part of you stirred at the thought, read on, because there’s so much to love about the Meat Hammer Clit Clamp from Terrible Toyshop.

“I can’t, I can’t … Oh! I did it!”

I’ll be honest: clit clamps and the like are a bit scary, definitely a soft limit for me. I need to be in the right mood, feeling exceptionally pain-hungry, and very well ‘warmed up’ before I can even contemplate going there. It’s not my go-to kind of pain play but there is a time and place when it is very much welcome. Experience tells me that the anticipation of them is more challenging than the wearing of them, but that doesn’t mean the wearing comes easy! For example, clothespins. I’m a very big fan of them almost anywhere on my body – but not on my clit. Not only is it a very firm pinch, it’s spring loaded so there’s no finesse, no easing into it.

Meat Hammer Clit Clamp from Terrible Toyshop

Good for Newbies

As intense as it is, with the Meat Hammer Clit Clamp you can incrementally close the jaws with no fear of snapping, collapsing, etc. This means that you can slowly add and release pressure as needed with the tiniest of gentle twists (or a fast, sudden crank). This is excellent for the nervous and new-to-clit-clamps crowd because it takes some of the worry out of accidentally causing discomfort. It also allows for a slower, more tentative pace that gives you (and/or a partner) some breathing room to experience, observe, and communicate about the level of pain.

More than 50 shades of pain

Like its name indicates, this little meanie could wreck any snag of flesh, leaving me much more than tenderised if I went too far. I was a wee bit nervous and overwhelmed by this until I remembered how delicate the clamping action can be and how slow you can take it. I also quickly remembered that I don’t especially enjoy the crushing sensation when a clamp is situated above and below my clit. A 90 degree turn (before clamping) so the pressure is coming in from the sides, makes all the difference in the world for me. A few tentative attempts and I found the sweet spot.

Meat Hammer Clit Clamp from Terrible Toyshop

I’m not sure that I got to the point of “mangling”, but I can absolutely understand how one could. The pyramid spikes do create an “urgent” sensation. The sharp points make for needle-like precision, placing that urgent pain deep within the flesh, not just at the surface. Too much too fast can make a panicky ripple go through me, but a slowly crushing bite will bliss me out.

Specs

  • The toothed area on the jaws have a ⅝” (16mm) by 1″ (27mm) functional clamping area.
  • The entire clamp is 2⅜” (60mm) long from hinge to tip.
  • When fully open, the tips of the teeth open to ⅞” (22mm) apart at the widest point.

Collect the whole Meat Hammer set!

This sweet and petite little clit clamp is the perfect pairing with the matching Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps. Each one alone has the capacity to overwhelm but when you get them working in concert, that’s when the pain really lights up. And yet, there’s something so harmonious about applying the same sort of pain and pressure to various parts of your body at once. This evil set of crushing clamps does just that. Bliss for the needy masochists among us, sheer delight for the sadists.

Meat Hammer Clit Clamp from Terrible Toyshop

Earned: the Fawkes’ Faves Seal

It will come as no surprise that the Meat Hammer Clit Clamp is a winner, just like all the Terrible Toyshop products I have been so (un)lucky to play with.

In order to be bestowed with the Fawkes’ Faves Seal and be endorsed by yours truly, a product must

  • do what it is intended and expected to do
  • be body safe
  • be well made
  • give me or my willing test subjects/partners significant pleasure

But did this devilish clit clamp pass muster? Absolutely yes. It hurts and clamps as much as you’re imagining it does. It’s body safe, expertly engineered and 3D printed to perfection. And lastly, as much as it is a cruel and unusual sensation, it provided the particular cocktail of happy brain juices that makes me orgasm like a fucking freight train. Tra la! Another Terrible Toy for the collection!

Meat Hammer Clit Clamp from Terrible Toyshop

I really can’t recommend this brand highly enough and I urge you to check out the Meat Hammer series and all the rest of the Terrible Toyshop’s torturous treats!

Meat Hammer Nipple Clamps from Terrible Toyshop

Violet Fawkes

Violet Fawkes (she/her) is a freelance writer and sex blogger focusing on pleasure education, erotic fiction, and the intersection of identity, kink and mental health.