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Para-hell-ogram Nipple Clamps


When I opened the Para-hell-ograms, my first reaction was, “Oh those look mean.” To be fair, I didn’t even know what I was looking at, but a few twists of the screws and I could see what they were capable of. Like all of Terrible Toyshop’s devices, it is so simple and yet so cruel. Their website describes these hellish clamps, thusly:

Using its one-of-a-kind cantilevered mechanism, the Para-hell-ogram’s toothed platforms press down on the nipple with a twisting motion from opposite directions. 20 strategically angled teeth adorn each platform to take full advantage of this device’s unique lateral motion. The oversized knob provides a secure grip and tidily encloses the end of the screw.

As a masochistic experience, the para-hell-ograms are divine, thanks to that unique cantilever design. They are also so much more subtle than you might think. I have commented before on the finely threaded screws that Terrible Toyshop and how they are worry free in terms of cross threading or jamming, and they allow for the most minutely incremental changes in pressure. 

“The Para-hell-ogram Nipple Clamps are Terrible Toyshop’s flagship luxury nipple clips. Treat yourself to a bouquet of sensations as these clamps twist, bite and compress the nipple all at once!”

Triple Threat

Twist. Bite. Compress. (Ooof!)

The Para-hell-ograms deliver a multi-sensational experience thanks to the slowly shifting clamp platforms, their tiny teeth, and the steady increase in pressure. It’s a lot. But as with all Terrible Toyshop toys, whomever is controlling the device, has complete control. What I mean by that is that they are made so well and so precisely that as the user it’s easy to be completely confident that the device will work as planned. Because the Para-hell-ograms are so simple, you don’t have to worry about user error, you can just watch in delight as they twist, bite and compress whatever you put between the levers. Nipples are the obvious choice but you can get creative: 

  • nipples
  • tongue
  • thumbs
  • labia
  • scrotum
  • foreskin
  • penis head

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Have a look at my other reviews from Terrible Toyshop and you’ll see that they are producing some of the most wicked and delightful toys and devices on the NSFW market. Much like each and every other Terrible Toyshop item I own, the Para-hell-ograms are

  • well made and built to last
  • uniquely and brilliantly designed
  • easy to use and remove

If you enjoy nuanced pain and a variety of sensations with your nipple play, these may be for you.

“Instead of the deep clamping sensation of most traditional nipple clips, the Para-hell-ogram delivers a stinging bite that lingers on the surface of the skin.”

Because of the teeth, torsion, and clamping, the smallest adjustments via the screw knob which is pleasantly oversized and easy to turn. There is no quick release to the Para-hell-ograms, but the smooth action of the screw bolt and knob opens the mechanism quickly and easily. Well built and easy to use, the uniqueness of the sensation is what really makes the Para-hell-ograms amazing.

The Para-hell-ograms are unlike any nipple devices I have used and they deliver a combination of pressure, pain, and pleasure that is, frankly, unparalleled

click to buy your own Para-hell-ograms from Terrible Toyshop!


I have happily reviewed  the Para-hell-ograms from Terrible Toyshop, which they sent me free of charge,  in exchange for an honest review. This post does not contain affiliate links.


Violet Fawkes

Violet Fawkes (she/her) is a freelance writer and sex blogger focusing on pleasure education, erotic fiction, and the intersection of identity, kink and mental health.