The Clit Tenderizer from Terrible Toyshop

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The Clit Tenderizer from Terrible Toyshop

“Designed with the utmost attention to detail, the toothed rollers are slightly off-centre so they squeeze down on the clit while drawing it into the mechanism. The Clit Tenderizer’s teeth and unique rotary action help to navigate the loose flesh around the clitoris and keep the clamp securely in place when the device is tightened.”

You know those viral videos that circulate from time to time that are just a single shot of a large, scary metal machine with two rollers, grinding up random trash? Sometimes it crushes an old keyboard laptop, or a big bale of bubble wrap, or any random junk to display its incredible crushing power. Well, the technology of that terrifying garbage eating thing is very similar to the design of the Clit Tenderizer.

But don’t let that discourage you!

“The Clit Tenderizer is a singular and unique piece of BDSM equipment. With its utilitarian design inspired by the form and function of industrial meat processing equipment, we think you’ll agree that the product lives up to its name.

Mean. Mean. Mean. (Hot. Hot. Hot.)

I’m not going to lie. This little bugger hurts. Or rather, it can hurt. As soon as your flesh is pressed and pinned between the rollers there is a twinge of discomfort that quickly melts into a delicious warm and urgent feeling, like being firmly pinched and held, which is exactly whats happening. As the two rollers interlock, they relentlessly pull the clit into the grinder. Because the anatomy of every pussy is unique, it’s impossible to tell you just how much flesh this mean little thing will capture, but in short, it will pull in the clit, clitoral hood and some adjacent labia, if you let it.

More variety than you’d think

The Clit Tenderizer is a more nuanced toy than you might think. Yes, you can crank down on it and grind a clitoris to a pulp, but that would require overlooking the subtlety this device is capable of. At the end of the day, this is a clit clamp with some dynamic rollers to increase the pain/pleasure as you secure it. When used with a less heavy hand it can be perfect to isolate and expose the clit. What you do with said nubbin is up to you, but it can be held in place, exposed and sensitive for soft and gentle play or something more raucous. The point is, this is not a toy where you have to go from 0-100. It may be intimidating but it is remarkably agile if you take the time to fiddle with it. You can achieve a whole range of sensations, each variable and dictated by a simple twist of a knob.  Lightweight and easy to maneuver, it is a hand-dandy piece of clit cruelty equipment. 

“Weighing in at 1¼oz (50g), the Clit Tenderizer feels solid when it is in use, but not so heavy as to be unwieldy. Although this Clit Clamp will take you to extremes, excessive weight is not one of them.”

The case is 2⅛” (52mm) wide and 2¼” (55mm) tall. The full length of the knobs, end to end, is 3½” (88mm). The opening of the tenderizer is 1¼” (32mm) tall, and 1⅞” (46mm) wide. The rollers open to a maximum gap of ⅝” (16mm) and close to about 1/32″ (1mm).

 

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If you have read my other reviews from Terrible Toyshop you’ll know that I’m a big fan. Still, I try to see each toy as unique and I try not to let my brand loyalty cloud my judgement.  That said, the Clit Tenderizer is as well made, well designed and as cruel/fun as all the rest of the deliciously demented devices they have sent me.  The Clit Tenderizer is genius and it has the same uniqueness and whimsy as their entire product line. These are mean machines for kinky folks who want to have fun. I recommend the Clit Tenderizer wholeheartedly and without hesitation.

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Violet

Violet Fawkes (she/her) is a freelance writer and sex blogger focusing on pleasure education, erotic fiction, and the intersection of identity, kink and mental health.