“The Breast Traps represent a pinnacle of Terrible Toyshop’s sadistic BDSM designs. These six-inch 3D printed breast vises were inspired by the design of inhumane animal traps, and they’re now available to indulge your kinky inhuman vices!”
Don’t let the adorable logo and candy coloured aesthetics fool you: these Breast Traps from Terrible Toyshop are some bad motherfuckers. By ‘bad’ I mean cruel, sadistic, painful and downright mean. I could not love them more!
This is my third review for Terrible Toyshop and I can’t say enough about them. From their website to their customer service, to the products themselves, it’s been 10s across the board with every one of them. Big love to Greg & co. at Terrible Toyshop for all the goodies (baddies?), and there are still more reviews to come!
Until then, let’s have a look at the Breast Traps from Terrible Toyshop and how they performed!
These ain’t no teddy bear’s picnic!
Just like everything else I know about Terrible Toyshop’s ingenious designs, the simplicity belies their intensity. Yes, the teeth are pointy and intimidatingly big, but I didn’t expect the twist down of the bolts to apply so much pressure so fast. And that is not a criticism!
The Breast Traps are easy to use and their how-to is quite obvious: they simply “bite” the breast and you can screw the jaws as tightly as you wish. I played with different intensities and while the tips of the teeth dented and daintily bruised my tits in a tidy little line (very pleasing to the eye) they did not cut the skin. I think that you could probably puncture the skin if you tried but it’s not something you’re likely to do accidentally. Fear not, as crazy-intense as these traps are, the person doing the screwing has a ton of control and it’s easy to manage the intensity of the “bite”.
“Sold as a pair, these breast presses are simple to use. To begin with, spread the jaws wide and position the teeth around the breast. Then, use one hand to hold the Breast Trap in place. At the same time, rotate the two contoured knobs to tighten the jaws shut. The rigid design will handle pretty much as much pressure as you can throw at it! The Breast Traps’ oval jaws are 6″ (152mm) long from the hinge to the teeth. The units are 6″ (152mm) wide at the hinge. Fully extended, the jaws open to 4″ (102mm).”
Once they are in place it becomes immediately apparent that the hinge is actually a handle. Yeah. Easy to grab, all too easy to tug or lead someone around with. Thanks a lot, Greg. No really. Thank you. These titty bear traps are brilliant and devious and basically a joyous hell on earth.
A Note about Fit
The Terrible Toyshop website says this about the fit of their Breast Traps:
“Whatever your endowment, the Breast Traps should fit most racks nicely. Specifically, customer feedback has confirmed that this versatile breast crusher can handle cup sizes ranging from A to G!”
Pretty and Perfectly Made
I mentioned the build quality of Terrible Toyshop in my first two reviews for The Bad Princess Nipple Clamps and The Pussy Trap. I remain so impressed with the quality and precision of Terrible Toyshop’s products. They are well crafted, strong, all the moving parts are well engineered and they couldn’t be better in terms of their pared-down, minimalist appeal. I also adore the aesthetics of this brand: bold, simple and unadorned. These are play-torture devices, they need no ornamentation, but the fun colours are a win! I almost wish I’d gotten more variety, though the all black look of my collection is cohesive and pairs nicely with other toys and lingerie, etc.
Elvis Presley crooned “We’re caught in a trap – I can’t walk out – because I love you too much, baby …” and that is how I feel about the Breast Traps from Terrible Toyshop.
These biting beauties absolutely meet the Fawkes’ Faves standard. Well made, perfect in their simplicity, they work as well or better than expected and are well worth the investment of $94.00 CDN for the pair (at the time of this review).
I definitely recommend the Breast Traps from Terrible Toyshop! They are my new go-to breast-play device and I couldn’t be happier with them.
I have happily reviewed these Breast Traps from Terrible Toyshop which they sent me in exchange for an honest review. This post does not contain affiliate links.